Free, Fun Thanksgiving Would You Rather Game (Easy Family Fun)

After stuffing your face with enough turkey to make you waddle, the post-feast slump is real.

But, I’ve got just the thing to keep your family from slipping into a collective food coma – the Thanksgiving Would You Rather? game.

Because nothing says “family bonding” like forcing your loved ones to choose between ridiculous scenarios.

How to Play the Thanksgiving Would You Rather Game (and Spice Up Your Turkey Day)

Gather Your Flock of Turkeys (aka Your Family)

First things first, round up your motley crew.

This includes everyone from Grandpa Joe, who’s been napping since appetizers, to little Suzie, who’s been sneaking pie since noon.

Here’s your game plan:

1. Find a cozy spot (preferably where the turkey aroma lingers)
2. Make sure everyone feels welcome (yes, even your weird cousin)
3. Time it right (after the main course, when everyone’s too full to run away)
4. Prep those questions (you can use the fun, free Thanksgiving Would You Rather printable that I have below OR make them up all on your own)
5. Create a relaxed vibe (laughter is the best digestive aid, after all)

Choose Your Poison: Question Styles That’ll Ruffle Some Feathers

Now, let’s talk question styles. Are you hosting a kiddie feast or an adults-only shindig?

Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered either way.

Here’s a taste of what you can serve up:

Question Type	Example	Best For
Food Frenzy	“Eat nothing but stuffing for a year or never have pumpkin pie again?”	Everyone
Kid-Friendly	“Be a pardoned turkey or an uneaten pie?”	Little ones
Tradition Twister	“Cook the whole meal solo or host a last-minute potluck for 20?”	Adults

Remember, the goal is to spark debates hotter than your Aunt Mildred’s famous jalapeno cornbread!

Lay Down the Law: Game Rules That’ll Keep the Peace

Before diving in, establish some ground rules. Here’s how to keep things running smoother than your perfectly whipped mashed potatoes:

1. Decide on the format (taking turns or mass chaos – your choice)
2. Set a time limit for each question (30 seconds works, unless you want to be there until Christmas)
3. Choose whether to use a scoring system (for those competitive types)
4. Allow players to contribute their own wacky questions (…at your own risk)

Keep Score: For Those Who Need to Win at Everything

For the competitive souls in your family (you know who you are), keeping score can turn your game into a thrilling competition.

Here’s a fun point system to try:

• 2 points for matching the majority
• 1 point for unique answers
• Bonus points for creative explanations or interpretive dances (judge’s discretion)

Start Soft: Easy Questions to Butter ‘Em Up

Ease into things with some simple, turkey-themed questions. Think of it as the appetizer before the main course of hilarity. Here are a few to get you started:

• Would you rather eat only mashed potatoes or only stuffing for a year?
• Would you rather have to carve the turkey every year or wash all the dishes?
• Would you rather be a turkey that can fly or a turkey that can talk?

As the game progresses, you can ramp up the difficulty.

For example: “Would you rather have to cook Thanksgiving dinner for 200 people or eat nothing but leftovers for a month?”

Now that’s some food for thought!

Dig Deeper: Encourage Explanations and Tall Tales

Here’s where it gets juicy. Prod your players to explain their choices. You might uncover some family secrets spicier than jalapeno cornbread.

Try these tricks:

1. Share your own embarrassing Thanksgiving tales (sacrifice yourself for the greater good)
2. Ask follow-up questions like, “Why on earth would you choose that?”
3. Listen attentively (yes, even to Uncle Harold’s long-winded stories)
4. Remind everyone that oversharing is caring (or at least hilarious)

I once had an old, ultra-serious brother-in-law to admit he’d rather wear a turkey costume for a week than give up stuffing, lol. The mental image alone was worth it.

Get Festive: Incorporate Thanksgiving Themes Like a Boss

Nothing says “I’m a Thanksgiving Would You Rather pro” like questions that scream turkey day. Here’s how to infuse your game with more Thanksgiving spirit than a pilgrim on steroids:

1. Focus on the feast: “Would you rather have fingers for teeth or teeth for fingers while eating Thanksgiving dinner?”
2. Explore holiday traditions: “Would you rather watch the Macy’s parade in person or play in the NFL Thanksgiving game?”
3. Add a dash of humor: “Would you rather wear a turkey costume all day or speak only in gobbles all day?”
4. Dive into family dynamics: “Would you rather sit at the kids’ table forever or never eat stuffing again?”

Props: Because Why Not Add More Chaos?

Want to kick things up a notch? Throw some props into the mix.

Just think about your uncle waving around a giant fork while pondering if he’d rather cook the entire meal solo or do all the dishes afterward. Hilarious, right?

Here are some prop ideas to get your creative juices flowing:

• Turkey hats or pilgrim costumes (for the fashion-forward family)
• Oversized utensils (for added dramatic effect)
• A “Would You Rather” spin wheel (because who doesn’t love a good spin?)
• Printed question cards (for those who like to hold their fate in their hands)

Shake It Up: Game Variations to Keep ‘Em Guessing

Variety is the spice of life, and your Thanksgiving Would You Rather game should be no exception. Here are some twists to keep everyone on their toes:

1. Themed props extravaganza: Bust out those turkey hats and pilgrim costumes!
2. Team showdown: Divide into teams and watch the competitive spirit soar.
3. Get moving: Designate corners of the room for each option and have players physically move.
4. Virtual edition: Use video conferencing to include far-flung relatives.

Remember, flexibility is key. Like that time I had to quickly switch from “Would you rather” to “I spy” when the toddlers staged a coup.

Go Digital: Adapting for Virtual Gatherings

In this digital age, don’t let distance stop you from playing. Here’s how to take your game virtual:

1. Use a video conferencing platform (Zoom, Skype, or carrier pigeon – your choice)
2. Share questions through screen sharing or send them out beforehand
3. Use polling features for voting
4. Create breakout rooms for smaller group discussions
5. Encourage silly virtual backgrounds (nothing says Thanksgiving like floating in space, right?)

Include All Ages: From Tots to Great-Grandparents

To make your game a hit with everyone from ankle-biters to senior citizens, try these tips:

1. Create a diverse mix of questions (from simple to thought-provoking)
2. Keep language age-appropriate (save the existential dread for adult game night)
3. Create a cozy atmosphere (my family loves gathering around the fireplace)
4. Add interactive elements (like moving to different corners for answers)
5. Rotate the question-asker role (little Timmy might surprise you with his creativity)

DIY Questions: Unleash Your Inner Game Show Host

Creating custom questions can make your game uniquely memorable. Here are some ideas to get your creative juices flowing:

1. Draw inspiration from Thanksgiving traditions
2. Incorporate personal family experiences
3. Use humorous scenarios (the sillier, the better)
4. Tailor questions to your group’s interests and age range

Example: “Would you rather eat only mashed potatoes for a week or give up pumpkin pie forever?” (This question has caused more family debates than politics at my house!)

The Grand Finale: End with a Bang

As your game reaches its conclusion, end with some unforgettable scenarios. Here are a few ideas to leave everyone talking:

1. Would you rather have a Thanksgiving feast with your favorite childhood characters or dine with historical figures from the first Thanksgiving?
2. Would you rather wear a turkey costume for a week or only speak in Thanksgiving puns?
3. Would you rather have a gravy fountain at your wedding or mashed potato sculptures as centerpieces?
4. Would you rather have stuffing-scented perfume or pumpkin pie-flavored toothpaste?

Encourage players to create their own scenarios for a final round of laughs.

And remember, if all else fails, you can always fall back on the classic: “Would you rather take a nap or eat more pie?” (The correct answer is always both, by the way.)

Wait! Don’t Forget Your FREE Thanksgiving Would You Rather Printable

Ready to turn your Thanksgiving from meh to marvelous? This free printable is your golden ticket to holiday fun!

Here’s why you need to download it pronto:

1. Beat the post-turkey slump with side-splitting scenarios
2. Spark unforgettable conversations that’ll have everyone talking for years
3. Discover shocking family preferences (Aunt Martha prefers what over pumpkin pie?!)

Your Turn

If you could create a Thanksgiving-themed superhero, what would their name be and what ridiculous power would they have?

(Turkey Whisperer? Captain Cranberry?)

Let me know in the comments below.